"The main characteristics of Labradors are their coat, tail, head, and temperament. They have a double coat: a soft, downy undercoat that keeps them dry and warm in cold water and a hard outer one that helps them repel water. Their tail, described best as an otter tail, is thick at the base and tapers to a narrower point. It should not be carried over the back nor should it have a curl to it. It should, however, be exactly at coffee table height and always be ready to swipe one clean. Their head is clean cut and somewhat broad, with hanging ears. Their expression is alert and intelligent and conveys a kind, friendly expression."

I'm a very good dog.  I like to play and I like to sleep and I like to eat.  Ducks are my natural enemy.  My Dad's friend, Kris, bought me a stuffed goose that I played with until the stuffing came out.  Then I ate the stuffing.    Kris doesn't come here around anymore.  I don't know why...

I'm afraid of the vacuum cleaner and missing out on a potential cookie.  My Dad likes to take pictures of me when I'm sleeping; he says it is the only time I'm still.